Ever have...

[edg]

...one of those "wait, what the hell?" moments?

State election officials introduced a new order for the English alphabet Monday, which will determine the order that the names of California's gubernatorial recall election candidates will appear on the ballot.

Anyway.

A memo to all drivers: merging is a privilege, not a right. You must ask for it each and every time by way of using your God damned turn signals. This applies to changing lanes as well. Also, exit lanes are not good places to get ahead of the pack in traffic jams, as you will just piss other people off by blocking the exit while you wait for someone up ahead to let you in. Further, the shoulder is also not a good place to get ahead of the pack, as it is illegal and also will piss people off on general principle. (For what it's worth, I've seen a police officer parked on the shoulder during a traffic jam, walking back along the row of cars who tried to use the shoulder to jump ahead and writing tickets for driving on the shoulder in non-emergency conditions.)

No more headache today. Possibly due to Aleve (which I took last night at about 7 PM, so it should be wearing off soon), possibly due to headaches not actually being all that severe in the first place. On the other hand, I slept through my alarm today. >_<

I've been inspired to try a new technique for drawing, weirdly by a project my sister did in her seventh-grade art class (nearly ten years ago). We'll see how it goes.

Comments

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

Chris, I think you should get a side job teaching traffic school. I bet we can start our own business.

[edg.livejournal.com]

That would be fun. I can see it now:

CHRIS AND CAM'S SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE THE GOD DAMNED CAR DRIVING SCHOOL

My God, it'll be beautiful...

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

Oh yes...I can see the office sign already. Wipes away a tear at the sight of the beautiful image in his head.

I don't think we need to flog them. Just terrify them.

[curiousangel.livejournal.com]

Can we get you guys some shirts made up at Cafe Press for this? That is the finest idea I've seen in a very very long time!

Anyway, flogging them would be more fun -- willful stupidity ought to hurt, you know?

[edg.livejournal.com]

I think that can be arranged.

http://www.cafeshops.com/chrisncam

[curiousangel.livejournal.com]

Hey, if Georgy Russell can have "Georgy for Governor" thongs, can Chris and Cam's SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE THE GOD DAMNED CAR Driving School do any less?

(Well, you don't have to endorse Georgy for Governor, since she's in California, and we're all over here in Maryland, but still...)

We need to have CaCSTFUADTGDCDS thongs available, man!

[edg.livejournal.com]

See, now you've got me having fun... ;)

[curiousangel.livejournal.com]

Hey, thong jokes and driving crankiness are just good times waiting to happen. :)

[archangelbeth]

For my own selfish reasons -- all 28 pounds of her -- do you suppose you could have an even more baulderized version? So I could seriously consider getting one without having to explain what the * is doing in those words to the cuteness? O:>

(I already had to explain "bitchy" when she saw it in someone's LJ mood... O:J )

[edg.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand - do you want the *s replaced with the actual letters ("GOD D*MNED" vs. "GOD DAMNED"), or do you want it toned down even more ("SHUT UP AND DRIVE THE CAR")? :)

[archangelbeth]

*snicker* The latter. SHADDUP AND DRIVE THE BLESSED CAR or something... O:>

Did I misspell Baulderize?

[cpip.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Erm. *coughs*

[edg.livejournal.com]

Aha. "Bowdlerize". Gotcha. In that case, try http://www.cafeshops.com/chrisncam2 :)

[cpip.livejournal.com]

A.
Fucking.
Men.

Preach it, brother.


Now, if only I could enforce the traffic rules with Twin RLs and a VMG in a turret...