Date: 2005-09-16 05:15 am (UTC)
The figure given is an average, but it does depend on the temperament of the woodchuck. A softwood woodchuck chucking hardwood would chuck less because of the higher weight, but it wouldn't mind; a hardwood woodchuck chucking softwood would chuck less because it would feel compelled to account for the discrepancy in density and would thus waste chucking time at the drawing board.

(Despite persistent rumors to the contrary, woodchucks of any sort have not yet figured out the personal computer, although certain hardwood woodchucks have become quite handy with a graphing calculator.)
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