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edg*knock knock*
EDG: Hi, can I help you?
Them: Hi, we'd like to give you this brochure. *shows pamphlet entitled "Keeping On The WATCH"* In these uncertain times, with terrorism, people need some added security in their lives. We can show you how God--
EDG: I'm not interested. Have a good day.
Them: Well, we just want you to think about--
EDG: I'm sorry, I wasn't clear before. I find it offensive that you believe that I haven't thought as deeply about my beliefs as you have about yours, and I consider your continued presence here to be harassment. I have your license plate number; you need to get off my property as quickly as you can, or my next action will be to call the sheriff.
Them: I... uh... okay, bye then.
(As it happens, the music on this post was what was playing when they showed up.)
EDG: Hi, can I help you?
Them: Hi, we'd like to give you this brochure. *shows pamphlet entitled "Keeping On The WATCH"* In these uncertain times, with terrorism, people need some added security in their lives. We can show you how God--
EDG: I'm not interested. Have a good day.
Them: Well, we just want you to think about--
EDG: I'm sorry, I wasn't clear before. I find it offensive that you believe that I haven't thought as deeply about my beliefs as you have about yours, and I consider your continued presence here to be harassment. I have your license plate number; you need to get off my property as quickly as you can, or my next action will be to call the sheriff.
Them: I... uh... okay, bye then.
(As it happens, the music on this post was what was playing when they showed up.)
