Before I ask the question, I want to assure everybody that this is done out of honest curiosity. I'm not looking for affirmation or a self-esteem boost here: I really want to know the answer to the question, and if you reply with "I have no freakin' clue" and de-friend me, I won't get upset. I'm making all of the replies private, and setting comments to be screened automatically, so if you want to expand on your answer in comments, go ahead; nobody will know what you've said but the two of us. (Well, and anybody reading over your shoulder.)
That said...
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