Some headlines

• More Seek Spray-On Tans: Because Looking Stupid Is Looking Good
  
  
• Dean Regrets, Defends Confederate Flag Remark; Rest Of Country Says, "Wait, He Said Something?"
  
  
• Judge Blocks Partial-Birth Abortion Ban; Says, "I'm Gonna Put Nebraska On The Map For Something, Dammit"
  
  
• Cincinnati Reds' Dernell Stenson Dead After Being Shot, Run Over; Examiner Says, "Yes, I Would Have Been Surprised At Any Other Result, I Think"
  
  
• NBC Chief Claims NBC's Shows "Sucked"; Nation Doesn't Know What He's Talking About, No Really, Honest

I had a bad feeling about moving the old recliner into the study to use as a computer chair, but it didn't really click until about 1:30 AM when I was in the grocery store looking desperately for something to ease the searing pain in my ears and sinuses and realized that what I had was not, in fact, a cold, and was instead a stupidly severe allergic reaction to ten years' worth of accumulated dust. Oops. It's subsiding now, and I haven't even taken the DayQuil yet.